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    • Copywriting >
      • Stories Campaign
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    • Publications
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    • Food + Wine
    • Illustration
    • Architectural Sketches
  • Client Proofs
  • Cowtown Stories
    • Governor's Driver
    • Ghost Town, Nevada
    • Little League Odyssey
    • Rust Belt Kitchen >
      • Pittsburgh Sports Memories
    • Ride or Die - Easter 2022
    • Scenes from a Funeral Day
    • Recipes from a Rancho Cordova Kitchen
    • Action Heroes on Mt. Parnassus
    • August Slipped Away to a Moment in Time
    • The Carter Family Right Down in Your Blood
    • The Gods Speak Thru Emmylou
    • Neverland, Midtown Sacramento 1990s
    • Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride
    • Melinda's Magic Pussy
    • Fear & Loathing in Carmichael
    • Airplane Wreck, 1986
    • Avalanche on Mt. Tallac, 2005
    • Lost & Found in the Black Rock
    • Jimmy Bravo's Big Pitch
    • Quiet Wisdom of Miss Betsy
    • Finding Nigel, Part 1
    • Finding Nigel, Part 2
    • Huck Finn Fever Dream
    • A Hungry Dog Goes Farther
    • Going to the Symphony on Drugs
    • Booze Cruise
    • Double Down Throwdown, Bro!
    • Sages of LA Nightlife
    • Independence Day, 2016
    • Dumb Luck Happenstance
    • Fable of Orson Grisby
    • Rodent Jihad!
    • Little Pink House in Louisville
    • Hung Be the Heavens in Scarlet
    • The Island of California
    • Ichiro, What is the Meaning of Life?
    • Chasing the Ghost Clemente
    • So Long Say Hey Kid
    • Ball Games & Clocks
    • Diary of a Career Path Death Wish
    • The Anti-Epiphany of Raider Fan
    • Atonement Has No Statue of Limitations
    • The Colonel's Epic Round
    • The Hunger Artist
    • Fragments & Memories
    • poems
  • Go Wide
    • Reading Room
    • Desportes
    • Capers, Crimes & Bad Decisions
    • Joker
    • Eccentricities
    • Flavor Town
    • Tipple
    • Flicks
    • Mind Games
    • Artsy
    • Tunes
    • Type Geek
    • Printing Craft
    • Science-y
    • Nooks & Crannies
    • Photog
    • Memory Hole

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Nihilist Arby's

Shit My Dad Says

Continental Airlines
Customer Complaint


Steakhouse or Gay Bar?

What We Wanted To Do
Ron Carlson

To the Cult I Inadvertently Started Last Night
S.H. Carlyle

I'm a Clog Bitch Now
Lillian Stone

Texts From Last Night
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Web Economy
Bullshit Generator


It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

This Really Nice Suit is 
Going to Get Me Acquitted

Jeremy Pippenger


Harry Stamps Obituary

You Dumb Motherfuckers
By James Madison
An Itinerary for Your Hike to Flaming Bowels of Hell Cave
Ross Wolinsky
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Iowa university police threaten to arrest student for making a Pop-Tart and American cheese sandwich


Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"Mysterious medallions" popping up on Bay Area sidewalks

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What I'd Say to the Martians
Jack Handy

David Attenborough Narrates My Orgasm
Jenny Bonk
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